Thursday, February 18, 2010

The Need To Please

A wife comes home early to find her husband in their bedroom making love to a very attractive young woman.

Yes, she was somewhat upset. 'You are a disrespectful pig!' she cried. 'How dare you do this to me -- a faithful wife, the mother of your children! I'm leaving you. I want a divorce right away!'

And the husband replied, 'Hang on just a minute love so at least I can tell you what happened.'

'Fine, go ahead,' she sobbed,' but they'll be the last words you'll say to me!'

And the husband began -- 'Well, I was getting into the
car to drive home, and this young lady here asked me for a lift. She looked so down and out and defenseless that I took pity on her and let her into the car..

I noticed that she was very thin, not well dressed and very dirty. She told me that she hadn't eaten for three days.

So, in my compassion, I brought her home and warmed up the enchiladas I made for you last night, the ones you wouldn't eat because you're afraid you'll put on weight. The poor thing devoured them in moments.

Since she needed a good clean-up, I suggested a shower, and while she was doing that, I noticed her clothes were dirty and full of holes, so I threw them away.

Then, as she needed clothes, I gave her the designer jeans that you have had for a few years, but
don't wear because you say they are too tight.

I also gave her the underwear that was your anniversary present, which you don't wear because I don't have good taste.

I found the sexy blouse my sister gave you for Christmas that you don't wear just to annoy her, and I also donated those boots you bought at the expensive boutique and don't wear because someone at work has a pair the same.'

The husband took a quick breath and continued - 'She was so grateful for my understanding and help that as I walked her to the door, she turned to me with tears in her eyes and said,

'Please ... Do you have anything else that your wife doesn't use? So there you have it.


  1. So the dude in this story ain't a Man of God. Cuz I don't know any upright Man of God that would give away all his wife's stuff. This dude sound like he wanna sex her from the beginning, and he's covering it up with his wife being ungrateful for material things.
    Its sad cuz, he's also saying that his Penis is just a material thing.
    Married couples aren't to just have "sex". They are suppose to make love, and in making love there's care, concern, sacrifice, and selflessness. This dude was obviously selfish. Still, divorce is never a good look. Neither is adultery.

  2. i actually see where the husband is coming from but then again two wrongs dont make a right...this was a good read...makes u question life.

  3. you should read

  4. If it doesnt agree with the Bible its wrong ,besides picking up a disease may be he contributed to breaking not just his wifes heart but hers as well . He may of just helped on another fatherless child being born or another unwanted child ( added to the girls peoblems) . Just be cause he had needs ( sounds very selfish)